New Shayaris New SMS and Zokes
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dil mein dard ke siwa
kuch bhi nahi
aakhon mein aasu ke siwa kuch bhi nahi
maglena mereliye maut us khuda se
aab to jaan mein jeeneka bahana kuch bhi nahi
Dinesh
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jaise dikte hai wese hota nahi
sitare ek dusre ko janta nahi
dil ke riste ke baat na karo
insan ke pas dil hota hi nahi
Dinesh
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aaj suraj ko ghane
badal ne gher raha hai
gum ke aasu jhari banke baras raha hai
milne aajao ye gujaris hai hamari
aapke bina jeena muskil ho raha hai
Dinesh
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aaj suraj khilke utha
hai, bahar jhak ke dekho
tera saath paneke aas mein jeena sika hai,jara idhar aake dekho
Dinesh
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chand ke chahat karo
ge to dard hi paoge
dil lagaoge to chot hi paoge
tum chahe mobile switch off karo,
magar hum se door na ja paoge
Dinesh
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zindagi mein tum aate
jana,
hasi or rounak tum lutate jana
zindagi ke raste mein pathar to bahut hai
me girta jaun tum samhalte jana
hasi or rounak tum
lutate jana.
Dinesh
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log keheta hai mere
dil to pathar ka hai
kash ye moom ka hota
moom pighal sakta hai, is pe likha naam mita sakta hai
ye pathar ka dil na pighal sakta hai na ispe lika naam mita sakta hai
Dinesh
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tumhara sath ke ab
hame intezar nahi
tumhare bina hasne ka kohi chahat bhi nahi
chor do mujhe mere hal pe
hamare naseeb mein tumhara sath nahi
Dinesh
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hum jante hai hasna hi
zindagi hai
akele hasne wale pagal kehelate hai
tum kya samajte ho hum kosis nahi karte
are kosis karte karte saas janeko hai
Dinesh
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mere good luck to waha
udas baithi hai
na baat na miss call deti hai
sayad humse koi khata hui hai
najane humse kyun door reheti hai
Dinesh
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apne dost ke liye mein
kuch bhi karunga
agar mange to jaan bhi de dunga
magar tu aash na karna
tere liye to me phuti kauri nahi dunga
Dinesh
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tumhare ek muskan pe
marte hai hum
tumhare harek adao pe fida hote hai hum
kabhi to dedar de is ghayal ko
aap ke intezar me to jeete hai hum
Dinesh
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duba huwa jahaj ko koi
kinara mila hota
is SURAJ se koi grahan kabhi hata hota
ye dil bhi khilna chahata tha
isme kabhi bahar chaya hota
Dinesh
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New
SMS and Zokes
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• Mohabbat 1 bar ho
jaye us ko bholapan kehtay hain, 2 bar ho jaye us ko dewaanapan kehtay hain, 3
bar hoo jaye us ko pagalpan kehtay hain, agar phir bhi na rukhay to use
kameenapan kehtay hai
• Khuda bachaye hamein in haseenon se, naazneenon se, dilnasheenon se,
jaaasheenon se... par inhe kaun bachaye hum kameenon se...
• Jab apka SMS ata hai mera rom-rom machal jata hai, sara badan kaamp jata hai,
dil main gudgudi si hoti hai. Stupid, yeh apka kasoor nahi, mera phone Vibrator
per hota hai
• Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer: My Lod, I said kaun 'Sa Law' kehta hai?
• Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.
Saheb: Kal aana.
Bhikhari: Saala is kal kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon rupaye
fase huye hain
Kayi raaz aise hotay hain jo dikhaye nahin jatae, Kayi kissae aise hote hain jo
sunaye nahi jaate, Kayi dil aise hote hain jo tode nahi jate, Aur kuch aap jaise
hote hain jo chore nahi jaate.
Humse door jao ge kaise, Dil se hume bhulaoge kaise, Hum to vo khushbo hain jo
aap ki sanso mein baste hain, Khud ki sanso ko rook pao gay kaise
Dil ka rishta hai hamara, Dil ke kone mein hai naam tumhara, Her yaad mein hai
chehra tumhara, Sms nahi to kia hua zindagi bharSaath nibhane ka wada hai humara.
Dil mein umeedo ki shamma jala rakhi hai humne, Apni alag dunya basa rakhi hai
humne, Is umeed ke saath ke sms aayga aapka, Mobile per nazrein jama rakhi hain
humne.
Bari asaani se dil lagaye jaati hain, Par bari mushkil se wadde nibhai jaati
hain, Le jati he mohabbat un raho par, Jaha diye nahi dil jalaye jaate hein
Muskara do zara khuda ke waste, Sama-e-mehfil me roshni kum hai, Tum hamare nahi
to kia ghum hai, Hum tumhare tu hain yeh kia kum hai.
Phool khilte rahein zindigi ki raah mein, Hassi chamakti rahe aap ki nigah mein,
Kadam kadam per mile khushi ki bahar aap ko, Dil deeta hai yehi dua baar baar
aapko.
Bhagwan apki umar lambi karey! Bhagwan apko Naukri de! Bhagwan apko Khush rakhe!
Bhagwan apko Barkat de! Yaad ho gaya? Chal phir Katora utha aur shooru ho ja
• Jodhpur jail ordered the purchase order of 999 shirts n 1000 pants for
inmates. Guess y this odd combination?
Salman Khan is coming
• May our friendship turn into silver, silver into gold, gold into diamonds...
and may our diamonds be forever... Then we'll sell it OK? Fifty-Fifty
• Devdas's matrimonial ad- Wanted wife. Age no bar! Height No bar! Luks no bar!
Caste No Bar!
But gal's father shoul have his own Bar.
• Generation Next Motto: Na hum shaadi karenge, na apne bachchon ko karne denge.
• FOOL se, FOOL ne, FOOLon ki FOOLwari me FOOL ke sath wish kiya 'You are the
most beautiFOOL, colorFOOL & wonderFOOL amongst all FOOLS
• What do u call a woman in heaven?
An Angel
A crowd of woman in heaven?
A host of Angels
And all woman in heaven?
PEACE ON EARTH!
• Population slogan in Bihar: Hum Do Hamare Do, Unke Baad Jitne Bhi Hon, Sabko
Punjab aur Haryana bhej do
• What's the diff between Dava &d Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend, that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife,
Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.
• I just bought a used car. It's a convertible. You turn the key, and it
converts into a piece of crap. -Scott E. Roeben
• Three dreams of a man: To be as handsome as his mother thinks. To be as rich
as his child believes. To have as many women as his wife suspects
• Sorry recharge khatam ho gaya. Galfriend ko I luv u bolna hai or recharge
khatam. Ab kya kare? Mein batata hoon kya karein. Theke pe jao, quarter lo, 4
peg maro or g/f k ghar k bahar khade ho k jor se chilaao I Luv U. Kabootar
mehenga pad jaayega. Rum ka Paua ab sirf 10 RS mein.
• Mallika went to a swimming pool in a BRA & PANTY.
Guard: Madam here 2 piece costume is not allowed!
Mallika: Kaun sa utaroon?
• Always start your day with a lot of S E X
S-mile
E-nergy
X-citement
so make SEX a daily habit, & u'll always be SMILING!
